hey kiddos
i babysat today. funny stories, but i wont share.

i get too attached to things but whatever floats my boat.

FUCK YOU ALEX! YOU’RE FAT!

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  1. alex you crack me up, cuz you think i actually care about what you have to say and that i take it offensively, but in reality, i just call you fat and get over it, so you might as well not leave me comments or anything anymore. oh, and YOU ARE FAT!!!!!!!!!

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  2. >>THE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND TEST> >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>This is no joke. It works (from experience).> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>DO NOT just delete this. DO WHAT IT SAYS!!!! FORYOUR OWN GOOD:~)> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>LOVE LIFE’S SAKE!!!> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>Read this now or forever hold your peace.> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>This is not just your ordinary chain letter.Every person yousend> >>>it to, brings you more good luck.> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>If you send it to no one, it will cause someoneyou like to hate> >>>you.> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>If you send it to 1 person, your -next-relationship will have lots> >>>of fun times.> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>If you send it to 2 people, you will get a secretadmirer.> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>If you send it to 3 people, you’ll get a date forthe next school> >>>dance.> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>If you send it to 4 people, you’ll meet theperson of your dreams> >>>:~)> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>If you send it to 5 people, the guy or girl youmet of yourdreams> >>>will…….ask for your phone number.> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>If you send it to 8 people, your nextrelationship will be> >>>everlasting.> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>If you send it to 13 people, your boyfriend orgirlfriend, will> >>>become…..totally faithful to you.> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>If you send it to 15 people, the person you havebeen crushing on> >>>for a very long time, will…..ask you out.> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>If you send it to 18 people, your date for thenext dance willask> >>>you…..out.> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>If you send it to 20 people, you’ll make outwith your crush at a> >>>party.> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>If it can do that much sending it to 20 people,imagine what it> >>>will do if you send it to more.> >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> >>>The consequences:> >>>If you do not send this letter to anybody, yourlife will…..bea> >>>living hell. You have 5 days to send this letterto at least 1> >>>person. You can send this to as many people asyou want to. I am> >>>warning you…do not just delete this letter. Itis a new chain> >>>letter and we would like it to> >>>get sent around as quick as possible.> >>>> >>>> >>>GRAB A PIECE OF> >>>PAPER AND A PEN> >>>AND> >>>NUMBER> >>>IT 1 – 10!> >>>HERE’S THE TEST!> >>>> >>>1.. Pick your favorite color out of thefollowing:> >>>A. Red> >>>B. Orange> >>>C. Yellow> >>>D. Green> >>>E. Blue> >>>F. Purple> >>>> >>>2. Pick your favorite animal out of thefollowing:> >>>A. Cat> >>>B. Dog> >>>C. Fish> >>>D. Snake> >>>E. Parrot> >>>F. Mouse> >>>> >>>3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot:> >>>A. Hawaii> >>>B. New York> >>>C. East Africa> >>>D. Spain> >>>E. Montana> >>>> >>>4. Pick your favorite instrument:> >>>A. Violin> >>>B. Piano> >>>C.. Electric Guitar> >>>D. Drums> >>>> >>>5. Pick your favorite soft drink:> >>>A. Dr. Pepper> >>>B. Sprite> >>>C. Coca Cola,> >>>D. Pepsi,> >>>E. Mountain Dew.> >>>> >>>6. Name A Person Of The Opposite Sex…> >>>7. Name A Person Of The Same Sex…> >>>8. The Time Now…> >>>9. Your Age> >>>10. You don’t have to write it down, but make aWISH> >>>and then scroll> >>>down! ( now go down, and you will see theanswers:~)> >>>> >>>>>*> >>>>>**> >>>>>***> >>>>>****> >>>>>*****> >>>>>******> >>>>>*******> >>>>>********> >>>>>*********> >>>>>**********> >>>>>***********> >>>>>************> >>>>>*************> >>>>>**************> >>>>>***************> >>>>>****************> >>>>>*****************> >>>>>******************> >>>>>*******************> >>>>>********************> >>>>>*********************> >>>>>**********************> >>>>>*********************> >>>>>********************> >>>>>*******************> >>>>>******************> >>>>>*****************> >>>>>****************> >>>>>***************> >>>>>**************> >>>>>*************> >>>>>************> >>>>>***********> >>>>>**********> >>>>>*********> >>>>>********> >>>>>*******> >>>>>******> >>>>>*****> >>>>>****> >>>>>***> >>>>&g t;**> >>>>>*> >>>>>**> >>>>>***> >>>>>****> >>>>>*****> >>>>>******> >>>>>*******> >>>>>********> >>>>>*********> >>>>>**********> >>>>>***********> >>>>>************> >>>>>*************> >>>>>**************> >>>>>***************> >>>>>****************> >>>>>*****************> >>>>>******************> >>>>>*******************> >>>>>********************> >>>>>*********************> >>>>>**********************> >>>>>*********************> >>>>>********************> >>>>>*******************> >>>>>******************> >>>>>*****************> >>>>>****************> >>>>>***************> >>>>>**************> >>>>>*************> >>>>>************> >>>>>***********> >>>>>**********> >>>>>*********> >>>>>********> >>>>>*******> >>>>>******> >>>>>*****> >>>>>****> >>>>>***> >>>>>**> >>>>;>*> >>>>>**> >>>>>***> >>>>>****> >>>>>*****> >>>>>******> >>>>>*******> >>>>>********> >>>>>*********> >>>>>**********> >>>>>***********> >>>>>************> >>>>>*************> >>>>>**************> >>>>>***************> >>>>>****************> >>>>>*****************> >>>>>******************> >>>>>*******************> >>>>>********************> >>>>>*********************> >>>>>**********************> >>>>>*********************> >>>>>*********?A**********> >>>>>*******************> >>>>>******************> >>>>>*****************> >>>>>****************> >>>>>***************> >>>>>**************> >>>>>*************> >>>>>************> >>>>>***********> >>>>>**********> >>>>>*********> >>>>>********> >>>>>*******> >>>>>******> >>>>>*****> >>>>>****> >>>>>***> >>>>>**> >>>>>*> >>>>>**> >>>>>***> >>>>>****> >>>>>*****> >>>>>******> >>>>>*******> >>>>>********> >>>>>*********> >>>>>**********> >>>>>***********> >>>>>************> >>>>>*************> >>>>>**************> >>>>>***************> >>>>>****************> >>>>>*****************> >>>>>******************> >>>>>*******************> >>>>>********************> >>>>>*********************> >>>>>**********************> >>>>>*********************> >>>>>********************> >>>>>*******************> >>>>>******************> >>>>>*****************> >>>>>****************> >>>>>***************> >>>>>**************> >>>>>*************> >>>>>************> >>>>>***********> >>>>>**********> >>>>>*********> >>>>>********> >>>>>*******> >>>>>******> >>>>>*****> >>>>>****> >>>>>***> >>>>>**> >>>>>*> >>>>>*< BR>>>**> >>>>>***> >>>>>****> >>>>>*****> >>>>>******> >>>>>*******> >>>>>********> >>>>>*********> >>>>>**********> >>>>>***********> >>>>>************> >>>>>*************> >>>>>**************> >>>>>***************> >>>>>****************> >>>>>*****************> >>>>>******************> >>>>>*******************> >>>>>********************> >>>>>*********************> >>>>>**********************> >>>>>*********************> >>>>>********************> >>>>>*******************> >>>>>******************> >>>>>*****************> >>>>>****************> >>>>>***************> >>>>>**************> >>>>>*************> >>>>>************> >>>>>***********> >>>>>**********> >>>>>*********> >>>>>********> >>>>>*******> >>>>>******> >>>>>*****> >>>>>****> >>>>>***> >>>>>**> >>>>>*> >>>>>**> >>>>>***> >>>>>****> >>>>>*****> >>>>>******> >>>>>*******> >>>>>********> >>>>>*********> >>>>>**********> >>>>>***********> >>>>>************> >>>>>*************> >>>>>**************> >>>>>***************> >>>>>****************> >>>>>*****************> >>>>>******************> >>>>>*******************> >>>>>********************> >>>>>*********************> >>>>>**********************> >>>>>********************> >>>>>*******************> >>>>>******************> >>>>>*****************> >>>>>****************> >>>>>***************> >>>>>**************> >>>>>*************> >>>>>************> >>>>>***********> >>>>>**********> >>>>>*********> >>>>>********> >>>>>*******> >>>>>******> >>>>>*****> >>>>>****> >>>>>***> >>>>>**> >>>>>*> >>>> >>>HERE ARE THE ANSWERS!> >>>Question number ONE:> >>>A. Red – Adventerous> >>>B.. Orange – Fun> >>>C. Yellow – Sweet> >>>D. Green – Wacky> >>>E. Blue – Romantic> >>>F. Purple – Mysterious> >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> >>>Question number TWO:> >>>A. Cat – Feminine> >>>B. Dog – Loving> >>>C. Fish – Boring> >>>D. Snake – Boyish> >>>E. Parrot – Annoying> >>>F. Mouse – Brainy> >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> >>>Question number THREE:> >>>A. Hawaii – Romantic> >>>B. New York – Busy> >>>C. East Africa – Curious> >>>D. Spain – Mysterious> >>>E. Montana – Country Girl/Boy> >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> >>>Question number FOUR:> >>>A. Violin – Intellectual> >>>B. Piano – Popular> >>>C. Electri c Guitar – Wacky> >>>D. Drums – Wild> >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> >>>Question number FIVE:> >>>A. Dr. Pepper – Popular> >>>B. Sprite – Wacky> >>>C. Coca Cola – Wild> >>>D. Pepsi – Fun> >>>E. Mountain Dew – Athletic> >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> >>>Question number SIX:> >>>That person will have a crush on you after you> >>>send this!> >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> >>>Question number SEVEN:> >>>That person will become your enemy if you don’t> >>>send this!> >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> >>>Question number EIGHT:> >>>How long you have to send this!> >>>(Ex: 5:15 = 5hours 15 minutes)> >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> >>>Question number NINE:> >>>How many peeps you have to send this to!> >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> >>>Question number TEN:> >>>That will come true if you do question number 9in the amount> >>>of time (question) number 8 says!> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>Congratulations!!!!> >>>*START SENDING* (YOUR TIME STARTS NOW)

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